At some point, unknown weeds began to grow around me, and in an instant, small flowers bloomed and rustled shyly.
coo goo?
The birds flying in the sky also gathered around me as if they were seeing something strange, and suddenly bowed their heads politely in amazement.
jump! Flapping!
It was my fishing rod without a hook, but schools of fish gathered around me before I knew it, and crucian carp and carp the size of my forearm flew to the shore as if to eat themselves.
“Wow, look at that!”
“What is it?”
It was spectacular, but when such a situation occurred, people’s eyes began to focus on itself.
I can’t stay any longer.
It was time for me to return the fluttering fish to the river and fold my fishing rod.
The person in charge shouted as if he had suddenly remembered.
“Oh, I forgot! I have some good news for you!”
“Good news?”
The guy in charge of the
super blockbuster [Space God II] (+3 part trailer) laid the groundwork for good news, but in fact, I didn’t have much expectations.
I am a high-ranking god whose faith has now spread beyond the earth to the cosmic empire, with a whopping one trillion followers.
It has become a being that does not care about trivial things.
Neither billions of dollars in wealth nor beauty can shake my current composure.
“Is it a crucian carp?”
The crucian carp in my hand twitched its snout as if in sympathy with him.
“What the hell is it?”
“Listen and don’t be surprised! Finally, on the 21st of next month, the schedule for the publication of the paper book of the author’s work has been set. Ha ha ha!”
Jump! Dive!
“Oooh!”
Surprised by the unexpected words of the person in charge, I threw the crucian carp in my hand.
It’s a paper book! This is the first paper book I’ve seen in years!
You may think this is great, but after the market has changed to web novels, publishing paper books has already become obsolete for a long time.
It’s to the point where I can’t remember the last time I saw a paper book!
Excitedly, I asked the manager.
“Ho, by any chance, is my work going to be a hit this time and being released as a paper book? Shall we practice signing autographs in advance in preparation for the signing event?”
At that moment, the person in charge drew
the line calmly. “No. I won’t be taking a few copies anyway.
The guy in charge winked.
“And did you have a conscience to think that you would hit the jackpot by treating Hugh Jae like that? You should be aware of the fact that a paper book is coming out.”
Keugh ! It’s so disgusting to see a middle-aged man pouting! When
people live, they may be forced to take a break due to unavoidable circumstances!
When I insisted, the guy in charge clicked on my work on his cell phone.
‘To do this, just hit me!’ Oops, ‘Actually, I know this is an autobiography, so write it quickly! You bastard writer!’ There is also a comment saying, “Does this person have a spirit? He is very useful. Anyway, if you have eyes, look at this and reflect on it, sir.”
“Haha, really 20 years old… … .”
“What?”
“No, I miss you. twentieth century. Ah, that time was good.”
“Your age is too old to miss that time…”
“why! The trend these days is retro!”
The guy in charge who had been cruelly pushing malicious comments at me, who was forced to look away because he didn’t want to look at me, suddenly asked me seriously. ”
But writer, are you really going to keep writing from now on?”
“yes? Isn’t that already over?”
The guy in charge scratched his dandruff-covered head.
“Actually, doesn’t the author already have a reason to write any more? I still can’t quite believe it… but you’re a god, right?”
“I have to write it.”
I shrugged my shoulders.
“Actually, there’s no great reason. If you read a novel all of a sudden, it’s really annoying.
The guy in charge shook his head.
“As expected, I can sympathize with you because it is a word that is true throughout the year as a pro. How many times have you been through the year? two? three? Was there more?”
My heart ached.
Yes, I am the sole god of professional writers
of the year
!
The guy in charge had eyes full of enthusiasm like a young man that didn’t go well with his virtuous body.
“Soon there will be a paper book! Let’s drive this momentum and do well this time!”
The guy in charge extended his hand to shake my hand, but I calmly drew the line.
“No. I don’t think I’ll be able to do well right now.”
“Yes?”
“First of all, the person we need to save…”
um no not a person
“No, I have a pervert stalker to save.”
“A pervert stalker? What are you talking about?”
“There is a stalker like a naughty older sister.”
Yes, she risked her life for me. Even if there is no chance, I cannot turn away.
Fluffy
.
“He flies in the sky!”
People in the Han River hurriedly picked up their phones
in amazement. Meanwhile, I smiled and waved at the guy in charge who was looking up at me with a dumbfounded face
.
The guy in charge looked at me with a face like a rotten tomato.
“… … What the hell are you doing? What’s that crazy line again?”
“Hmm, because I really wanted to try it. Actually, it’s on my bucket list.”
Yes, an artist suffering from deadlines will inevitably have a desire to leave somewhere like this.
If there is no such thing, I can confidently say that it is not a writer! Or not a person!
yes you! Machine-like writers who gave up on humans! Reflect!
“Anyway, manager in charge, please take good care of the suspension notice instead of me~!”
Smirking!
“What? Hey! Not standing there!
Leaving behind the guy in charge who went mad like a dog chasing chickens, I disappeared into the sky.
‘Wait a minute, Nightmare! I’m coming!’
Flash!
And finally, the last cookie video and [Space God] part 3 trailer!
[Warning: The video below is CG.]
The Temple of the God of War.
Seruk. softly… … .
Rose leaves and shredded thorny vines strewn across the red blood.
In the middle of the temple lay a woman as innocent as a beautiful rose, covered in blood.
-Huh, the notorious nightmare is nothing special.
The moment when the gigantic shadow of the ‘war of slaughter and madness’, clad in armor with vicious spines protruding from her, brutally covers her.
“Stop! Evil fighter!
”
Our sole god and warrior Ilho have invaded the god of war!
Like that, the movie should have finally ended with the trailer for the third part of [Space God], ‘Toshinjeon’, but… … .
***
There is a kind of beauty.
Dictators, rockers, athletes, writers, and so on.
Those who once rose to a position of glory, but do not know how to step back the moment they shine brilliantly and stick to them like leeches, are subject to criticism and envy from many people.
-Ah, how beautiful is he who knows when to leave? And how pitiful is the one who couldn’t leave?
Just like the sarcasm of that damned alien director that resonates nonstop in my ears right now.
“Hey stop… … .”
The director nervously unfolded the electronic newspaper, which he was clutching with his six arms.
– A masterpiece that surpasses the previous ones! [Space God] Part 2, a new era of action documentary films that contains fun, emotion, and lessons! Along with the box office hit like a space typhoon, the number of reserved audiences for the third part of [Space God], ‘Toshinjeon’, has already reached 2 trillion! Is there anything? Sole God! The Great Cosmic Empire, no, all the worlds that believe in you are waiting for your next work
!
Pilar was enraged with three eyelids trembling.
-I have the belief that even a single cut should be shot with the spirit of immortality, but I can’t believe I’m patching up the last part of the most important movie with hastily made CG! What a shame!
Originally, the trailer that director Pilar was trying to envision was like this.
***
I told the person in charge in a nice way (?) and went to the sky to save the nightmare.
I was looking down at Earth from outer space.
The green and beautiful home of Earth.
I could feel the artificial satellite sneaking up close to me and carefully observing me, but I let it go and stretched out my hands toward the earth.
The lowest god who governs a tribe or small country, the lowest god at the national level, the middle god who governs a planet, and the higher god who governs multiple worlds.
It’s my first time doing it, but is it because I’ve become a high-level god?
Just as a fish swims and a newborn baby breathes air, I instinctively knew what to do.
“The sole god says, protect the earth.”
Tsutsutsutsu!
And after a while,
the barrier that I expended my divine energy to unfold wrapped around the earth, like a cloth wrapped around a newborn
baby
.
-Wow! You’re so cool! This is a true feat of a god! Now, let’s go to the Temple of God of Devotion to mark the preview and climax of Part 3! Action! Just like the excited director Pillar said, I was about to leave for the World of Gods, the world of gods. Likewise, I’d never done that, but it was instinctively engraved in me, like migratory birds moving without getting lost without a compass. I closed my eyes and focused my mind. “Let’s go to the Temple of God
of
God
.
”
That’s how I tried to move to the god world’s shrine to save the nightmare.
quiet.
Nothing happened.
“Huh?”
– Ilshin Yoo? What are you doing? Quick action!
“Wait a minute!”
Is it because it’s your first time?
I shouted, concentrating my consciousness to the point where the veins on my forehead stood on edge.
“let’s go! To the divine world! To the god! to the nightmare! Haaaaaaaaaa! Gazuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” As
I
was concentrating while shivering in the posture of pooping, I started to feel the satellite nearby me as a burden.
“Shiba! Why don’t you have it!”
Then my Godmaker reacted.
Tring!
– ‘One God’ cannot leave the Earth.
“What?”
The avatar dispatch to another world went well, but why doesn’t this work!
***
An
ordinary family home in Seoul, South Korea
. -Shiba
! Clap!
Pod!
The person who was watching a movie turned off the TV with the remote control at the sound of the front door opening and got up with a whimper.
“Honey, have you been?”
“Ouch, a heavy person is still! What’s coming out!”
A salaried man with pomade over his hair hurriedly sat his pregnant wife on the sofa.
“What were you doing while I was away?”
“I was watching a movie.”
My wife chuckled.
“Oh, that sounds like fun?”
“About 2.5 out of 5? I was going to give it a 3, but the finish was clumsy. But it was about killing time.
“No, where is the time to watch a movie? You and my loaf of bread should cook dinner. hang on! Today is your favorite beef ribs!”
“Wow! It looks delicious!”
A husband who rolls up his shirt sleeves and prepares dinner for his wife and their soon-to-be-born child in the kitchen with a bright smile.
It was a daily life of a happy newlyweds as if drawn in a painting.
If you haven’t seen the smashed ant dolls and bloody Joker masks left in the kitchen trash can.
The monotheistic story continues… … .
***
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The egg roll tasted like life
.
If you ever want to see a human version of a dog who wants to poop, the image of me staring at the laptop on the table will be a very good reference.
What I’m doing right now is editing the manuscript for the publication of a paper book that I heard from the guy in charge the other day.
You might easily think that all you have to do is collect the manuscripts that have been published serially on the platform.
You have to write an introduction to the artist to be inserted into the ribbon, divide the chapters again, and check the whole thing again to see if there are any errors or typos.
To be honest, I didn’t even dare to work at first because I was worried about nightmares.
– ‘Endless bounty’ and ‘silent crawling nightmare’ were frivolous, but they say don’t worry too much because they’re not easily defeated. And originally, the confrontation between the gods of the highest rank can last for as short as a month or as long as hundreds of years, so eat comfortably and wait.
-The ‘Heavenly Sword that cuts everything’ giggles and says that you, who are weak, will only get in the way if you intervene.
I decided to put my mind at ease at the words of the two stalkers.
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